I wonder.. no one is listening me.. why?
i wonder no one is ready to hear me.. why?
I wonder no one is ready to know what i want to say...

so as i started my own blog..

Dear Tech Support team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether

any 're

-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?

In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught

fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office

everyday?

An Oto

11) Where does he pray?

In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football

teams ?

Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

Every body is experiencing some non sense.. actually they are sensing some non sense.. but the sense itself makes them to react as non sense..

I am also confused dude by me.. so I will post more and more non sense..


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RAAM